A little FanFic

Every now and then I read a book, and I'm like, no, no, no. You missed it, author. It may seem like a criticism, but it's actually a compliment. It only happens for those books I like enough to get really into the story. Today's no, no no belongs to Holly Black's The Cruel Prince. … Continue reading A little FanFic


THE TWO CABINET secretaries sat next to each other, waiting for the president to call them into the Oval Office. "Can you believe this shitshow?" the one on the left whispered, glancing at his phone and wincing. "The poll numbers are hitting an all time low." "Don't tell him," hissed his companion. "One of the … Continue reading Voracity

High Rise

There's a high rise going up down the street from me. After watching its construction, I've decided that I will not be a high rise construction worker. Nope. Not for me.


*walks up to microphone, taps it, cringes at feedback.*  Hello? Is this thing on? *clears throat, pulls out sheet of paper* Today's blog post is on the magnificent Mountain Cur. Mountain Curs are a breed of hound dog bred for hunting, but they can also be a great all-purpose farm dog. They're known for being … Continue reading Cur